11 Essentials to a Successful Trip down the Nile

1.) Assemble a Team of International Awesomeness

Steven Wheat: Leader of all things global. Hales from Saudi Arabia...inspired by Indiana Jones

on a daily basis. 

 Lorraine Wheat: Matriarch and Native New Yorker

                     Clearly does not take shit from nobody

Rachel Chai: China. Her wrath can only 

be quelled by Kushari...or Egyptian dance parties...

  

Amanda Wheat: Argentina. Hippie. More often than not contemplating her place in the world...

.And Mr Wheat. USA. The Patriarch.  He's just plain happy to be here. 

2. Don't Just Ride a Camel.... RACE IT. 

3. Don't just pose  a pyramid... POOP one

 4. Play with light whenever possible

5. Don't forget to NAP

6. If napping doesn't work, GET your fix somewhere else

7. Act like you have a mental disability whenever humanly possible...especially in public places and ESPECIALLY in very important ancient tombs

8. Find a cute, unnaturally well behaved child... and corrupt him. 

9. Then sacrifice him to the Gods

10. Remember that big old things need love too

11. And NEVER ever end a day in Egypt without a roadside dance party.